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Job Offers

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25 Responses to “Job Offers”

  1. Zarbod says:

    Good to know. :)

  2. SylKinder says:

    just love ur vids…. dunno what else to say….cuz i ve said more than i should allready…..but …well…anyway…luv ur vids

  3. Zarbod says:

    How will they learn id I don’t vaporize them?

  4. Nottanya says:

    I miss unemployment…well, except for the lack of cash. I hope you like your new job. Don’t vaporize too many people too soon.

  5. Freedom2279 says:

    You would be surprised at how many people miss that. I knew you were smart.

  6. Zarbod says:

    Well, I had scheduled the destruction of the Earth next year. So…none. But isn’t it on the 31st? So it should never fall on the 13th.

  7. Freedom2279 says:

    Yeah, screw those punks. How dare they lay you off?
    Ok, here’s a question for you: In an average 100 years how many times will Halloween fall on a friday the 13th?

  8. Zarbod says:

    Not quite 12 but it pays better than the job I lost so screw them. Punks.

  9. PlanetZoltar7 says:

    Woohoo ! Z-man got a job. I hope it pays at least 12 figures. You deserve it.

  10. Zarbod says:

    Yeah, I got a job offer Wednesday. I’ll accept it tomorrow.

  11. PlanetZoltar7 says:

    Zarbod, I know that you are out of work. Don’t let it go on too long. I will share a quote that I keep over my desk to keep me motivated. “Luxury has a lap, poverty has a crotch.” I hope you get a new job soon. Good luck !

  12. Zarbod says:

    True that would work but intermittently.

  13. Zarbod says:

    That’s a lot of it.

  14. Freedom2279 says:

    Zarbod, how much of your checking in is about seeing if anyone has done anything incredibly stupid ?

  15. Freedom2279 says:

    Z, here’s another little tip about job offers. Be sure to read your contract carefully. In my contract I thought it said golden parachute. I misread it and I got something else instead. So, be careful.

  16. Freedom2279 says:

    I think it would work. The training aircraft used by NASA uses parabolic arches where they go up and then fall, creating microgravity.

  17. Zarbod says:

    If you fell back and forth it would be because you were experiencing gravitational acceleration. So I think you’d still feel it even if you were in a resistence-free medium. Plus the oscilating inertial sensations would negate any perception of microgravity.

  18. Zarbod says:

    Q: What do you call a short fortune teller who breaks out of prison?
    A: A Small Medium at Large.

  19. Freedom2279 says:

    You could use a superfluid gas that has zero friction or resistance to flow. Perhaps a Bose-Einstein Condensate or a Fermi Degenerate Gas. Or you could just build a pressurized maglev train to ride in surrounded by a vacuum. I once went to a happy medium to get my fortune told.

  20. Zarbod says:

    True the air resistance would generate so much heat that you might heat unless you were coated with an ablative material. Perhaps a ceramic carbon composite. However, if you take out all the air then you would oscilate virtually forever. Perhaps a happy medium would let you terminate oscillations more rapidly.

  21. Zarbod says:

    That would let you achieve microgravity. Of course the heat would be sub-optimal. You would also have problems with the air pressure. It would be so high that it woudl crush you. Or you could block air flow which might reduce the partial pressure of oxygen and you would basically sufficate despite being bathed in oxygen. I hate it when that happens.

  22. Freedom2279 says:

    Machiavelli- The Mandrake Root.
    You could also dig a tunnel all of the way through the earth and just fall to the other side back and forth. Of course, you would have to eliminate air resistance.

  23. Zarbod says:

    I’d go with option 1. I’d rather be a big fish in a small pond for the one eyed man is the king in the land of the blind.

  24. Freedom2279 says:

    You could build a room at the center of the earth. The gravity would cancel out. There is one more way that I can think of, do you know what it is?

  25. Zarbod says:

    Part II
    This could be achieved by quickly circling the earth at high speeds–neither reaching escape velocity/trajectory nor a degenerating vector. This will feel like zero G. You also might shift dimensions and thus escape universal gravitation. Perhasp you can think up the other three methods. -Z

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